Words Women Use

WORDS WOMEN USE>******************************
– FINE ~ This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up…
-FIVE MINUTES ~ If she is getting dressed, this is half an hour. Five minutes is onlyfive minutes if you have just been given 5 more minutes to watch the gamebefore helping around the house.
-NOTHING ~ This is the calm before the storm. This means “something,” and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with ‘Nothing’ usually end in”Fine”
-GO AHEAD ~ This is a dare, not permission. Don’t do it.
-LOUD SIGH ~ This is not actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A “Loud Sigh” means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with youover “Nothing”
-THAT’S OKAY ~ This is one of the most dangerous statements that a woman can make to a man. “That’s Okay” means that she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.
-THANKS ~ A woman is thanking you. Do not question it or faint. Just say you’re welcome.

Advertisements

~ by Brandy on November 18, 2005.

Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:

WordPress.com Logo

You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. Log Out / Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out / Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out / Change )

Google+ photo

You are commenting using your Google+ account. Log Out / Change )

Connecting to %s

 
%d bloggers like this: