Omigod… there’s more
He is now mopping the kitchen floor – did you read that????? MOPPING. A man is mopping, of his own volition. I wonder if I can sneak down there and take a picture of him….
Ladies and Gentlemen, I would like to present to you: The Man Who Mops
His response to the camera flash? “What are you doing? Can’t I just clean?!?”
The Purl Parables 
My kitchen needs desperately to be mopped, can I borrow him? Does he give lessons or anything?